NVL: I know, even upside down it looks pretty hot, but then I guess the Lord has the bird's eye view of it from that angle, doesn't he?
ps: Cog is straight, but not too blind or dead to appreciate hot buns.
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"Do Not Forsake the Gathering of Yourselves..."
by AGuest into the household of god, israel, and those who go with... may you have peace!.
very recently, another dear one asked me whether i attended church and when i responded that i do not attend, but i am the church... as are all of us who are "living stones" in the temple of god... the one responded and asked as to our lord's address to the seven congregations in his revelation to john, as well as the admonition stated at hebrews 10:25. unfortunately, neither of these support church attendance, as i shared with the one asking of me.. when our lord addressed the seven "congregations/churches" in his revelation to john, he was not addressing a literal congregation in, for example, laodecia.
if that were the case, (1) then no other congregations/churches were addressed but those seven and thus, the information is for none but those seven, which is unreasonable; (2) the congregations met in houses and thus there was more than one congregation/church in, say, ephesus.
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What's the best cover version of a song you've ever heard?
by VampireDCLXV inthe title pretty much says it all.. it's true that there are many classics that simply can't be topped but it doesn't stop people from trying anyway.
and what do ya know; occasionally someone does succeed.
here i will post at least one notable example.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9gf_sofbm&p=301f39587863d18d&playnext=1&index=3.
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Here's the original:
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What's the best cover version of a song you've ever heard?
by VampireDCLXV inthe title pretty much says it all.. it's true that there are many classics that simply can't be topped but it doesn't stop people from trying anyway.
and what do ya know; occasionally someone does succeed.
here i will post at least one notable example.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9gf_sofbm&p=301f39587863d18d&playnext=1&index=3.
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OK, you guys HAVE to watch this. It's hilarious!
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Got My Medical Marijuana Card Today....
by dssynergy inso i'm in california on business for 3 months, possibly more.
might just decide to stay.
i'm enjoying the sun.... anyhow - i just went in and got my marijuana card today.
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Here's the Lawrence Welk cover he's talking about. I've got to put this on Vampire's greatest covers ever thread too. Lawrence Welk thought it was a gospel song when he introduced it, lol
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Got My Medical Marijuana Card Today....
by dssynergy inso i'm in california on business for 3 months, possibly more.
might just decide to stay.
i'm enjoying the sun.... anyhow - i just went in and got my marijuana card today.
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One toke over the line sweet Jesus....
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Why It Matters...
by AGuest into the household of god, israel, and those who go with... may you all have peace!.
well, the predecessor thread really invoked some emotions, didn't it?
good and bad.
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BTW, once, many moons ago, a very popular, old time poster, accused Simon and the mods of being drunk while posting and he got banned for life! Just sayin.....
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Why It Matters...
by AGuest into the household of god, israel, and those who go with... may you all have peace!.
well, the predecessor thread really invoked some emotions, didn't it?
good and bad.
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LMAO!!!
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Jehovah's Witness jailed for grooming and abusing boy
by betterdaze in19 october 2010last updated at 09:16 et.
jehovah's witness jailed for grooming and abusing boy.
gold was put on the sex offenders' register for the rest of his life.
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Serenitynow! You think that's inappropriate! Do I have a story for you!
My very first talk I was assigned on the ministry school at 10 years old was on why masturbation and other sexual perversions (such as homosexuality) was wrong. I had to ask my dad what all that stuff was. He got mad at me for asking him (probably because he was embarrassed) and said, "You know very well what it means, you are just playing dumb because you want me to have to say it!" WTF? I didn't have a clue what any of it meant. I was 10 for Christ's sake! He never got mad at the brother who assigned me the talk though, or asked him to assign me another. Big ass-kissing weeny. In the end, my disfellowshipped mom made up the talk for me, which turned out really good actually.
Me and another little girl (my householder) were whispering in the schoolyard about a teacher who was supposed to be a homosexual. I got out my Bible (you know, the one all 10 year old JW's carry to school in their lunchbox) and read her the scriptures against homosexuality and told her we should not be even joking about such things!
In the end, we got thunderous applause, I got 3 G's, my brother got slapped for giggling when I said homosexual, no one knew my df'd mom made up the whole talk, and I never did find out what homosexuality or masturbation was! Is that a fricken hilariously inappropriate, (but 100% true) story or not?
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The Insanity of Arguing on the Internet!
by cognizant dissident inin an effort to get us all to lighten up and take ourselves and our beliefs a little less seriously, post your internet jokes and funnies here.. one of my personal favorites: .
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I expect I may be spanked for tonight's offering, but I could not resist temptation.
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"Do Not Forsake the Gathering of Yourselves..."
by AGuest into the household of god, israel, and those who go with... may you have peace!.
very recently, another dear one asked me whether i attended church and when i responded that i do not attend, but i am the church... as are all of us who are "living stones" in the temple of god... the one responded and asked as to our lord's address to the seven congregations in his revelation to john, as well as the admonition stated at hebrews 10:25. unfortunately, neither of these support church attendance, as i shared with the one asking of me.. when our lord addressed the seven "congregations/churches" in his revelation to john, he was not addressing a literal congregation in, for example, laodecia.
if that were the case, (1) then no other congregations/churches were addressed but those seven and thus, the information is for none but those seven, which is unreasonable; (2) the congregations met in houses and thus there was more than one congregation/church in, say, ephesus.
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